Fast forward an hour or so. After the market Josh dropped me off at the grocery store, and then went on to a home improvement store with the 3 boys. They finished their shopping before I finished mine, so the boys found themselves once again, sitting in a parking lot, waiting on a parent.
Zeke thought this would be a great time to "make his joke" again. So, once again he said, "This is taking too long, let's leave." But instead of talking it through with him like I did, Josh just said, "Okay" and started to move the car. When relating the story to me Josh said, "He went from laughing to straight unhinged in 0 seconds." Apparently when Josh started moving the car, Zeke immediately started crying because he thought Josh would actually leave me there. Sweet boy.
A few minutes later I came out of the store (Josh had just moved the car from the back of the parking lot to next to the store). Now I understand why Zeke was waving rather enthusiastically at me from the car when he saw me. So I loaded the groceries into the back of the car, and walked away to return the shopping cart, at which point Josh said, "Okay! We've got all the food, let's go!" and started inching the car forward. This time, both Zeke AND Deacon started crying. Smooth Josh.
When I got in the car, Josh was cracking up and told me what all had just gone down. So I looked back at Zeke's tear-stained face, and took his hand, and assured him that Daddy would never do something so dumb as to leave me anywhere. He felt better then, but still clutched my hand for a good portion of the ride home.